Strings by Kendall GreyFree-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, “no strings attached” policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs “Shades” again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty’s shocked to discover she knows the competition’s new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he’s the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.
Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty’s Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren’t the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they’re bound to snap sooner or later.
My rate & take
Heat Index 5 ☼☼☼☼☼
Before I begin my review I would like you to read the warning the author wrote, while it is humorous it makes the point that this book is not at all for the faint of heart...
"WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.
* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks."
So my friends, consider yourselves warned. This book has a lot of vulgarity, shocking escapades, and a very thin plot. This ain't no romance novel and should only be read by the stoutest of smut reader who wants to walk on the very wild side of the genre. If you are still not sure if it's for you I recommend reading the free pages of the book from Amazon, that will give you a clearer picture of some of what you can expect.
As for me I laughed out loud, was shocked once or twice, and overall had a rocking good time with this crazy little read....I choose to not look too closely at what that says about me and instead focus on the fact that it was just a fun read.
For any brave enough to give this title a go I would love to hear your thoughts on it.
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